pickup

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It’s my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

If you were a sandwich at McDonald’s, you would be called the McGorgeous!

Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask “where”) Over there! (Ask again: “What did I drop?”) He answers back: My jaw!

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?

Grab them in the butt and ask, “Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Hey, don’t frown – you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!

play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you!

I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

If God made anything more pretty, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]

I’ve been noticing you not noticing me.

Man: “Would you like to dance?” Woman:(looks at you up and down) “No thank you.” Man: “Sorry, you must’ve misunderstood me. I said: “you look fat in those pants!”

May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!

Ok, I’m here, what do you want for your next wish?

Smile if you want me!.

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me about you is your name.

Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

What’s the name of your perfume? “Catch of the Day?”

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

When’s our wedding date?

You are a 9.9999. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon!

Can I buy you a drink? I promise it will make me look better.

Can I borrow your phone?” (For what?) “So I can call my Mom and tell her that I met the girl of my dreams.

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Did you have Campbell’s soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!

Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.

Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!

Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag

He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.

Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

Hi, my name’s Right…Mr. Right.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

If water were beauty you’d be the ocean.

If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.

I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, “What are you doing?”, say “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.”

Man:”Girl, you are so rude!” Girl:”How am I being rude?” Man:”Because you’re looking so fine and not telling me you’re name.”

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

Oh my god, I thought I was gay… then I met you.

Please don’t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops….u stole my heart

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.

What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

When God made you, he was showing off.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.

You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont’ you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that….?”

You are so sweet…I’m getting a toothache just looking at you..

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.

Your eyes have touched my soul.

How about: You won’t have to wait for my call tomorrow if you sleep over.

Girl, I know you’re tired because you’ve been running through my mind!

How about….lets do math…me plus u….we can subtract your clothes,divide your legs,and see if we can multiple and have some kid!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.”

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Does Levi’s pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

Ever since I met you, you’ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?

Got me? I’ll do your body good.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

Hey, haven’t I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

Hi. My name is {name}. I’m running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here…write down your number and I’ll call you to discuss my platform.

I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me!

I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

If you know a person’s name: “Hi, [name].” How did you know my name? “Isn’t every beautiful girl named that?

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?

I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?

Is your daddy a thief? [“No.”] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say “yes.”]

It must be dark outside. ‘Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

That’s a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that’s a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

Walk up and say, “Yes?” “What?” “Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I’m the finest thing you have seen all night.”

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can’t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

You Say: Looks like we’re late.” She Says: “For what?” You Say: “For dinner.

You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!

Hey baby, is yo’ momma a baker…..cause you shoal got some nice buns

Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?

If I invented the alphabet I would rearrange the letters and put U and I together!